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Religion
I Hate Hummingbirds
By Pastor Phillip Howle
web posted July 28, 2010
RELIGION – I really hate birds. I mean they are my
kryptonite. Humming birds are the worst! I hate hummingbird feeders. I
don’t know why people fill up glass tubes with red Kool-Aid to invite
these monsters to come to their house and stick their long sharp beaks
in their eyes! This may seem like a strange phobia to some, but I am
not alone. After scouring the internet, I found others who agreed with
me.
One man wrote “I just looked out the window and noticed a few humming
birds circulating around my garden and I fear they will attack me
anytime now. I know they are very dangerous creatures and are
responsible for the deaths of millions. I have had years of army
training but nothing has prepared me for the perils of a humming bird
attack.” This brave patriot further went on to share that wearing red
near them drives them into a feeding frenzy! Now, I have not fact
checked this, but the death of millions seems a little low to me.
Furthermore, I had an aunt who had a pet cockatoo, which is like a
hummingbird, but larger and equally vicious! It would fly around and
drive fear into my heart while looking for ways to attack my face and
rip off my check and nose for dinner. So you may assume that I myself
would never have one of these ferocious mongrels as a pet. But some
crazy folks love them. And I guess to each his own on the matter.
But a while back I read about a woman in White Plains NY, whose pet
cockatoo had escaped from her house (probably to go eat small
children). She, out of love for her bird, chased her pet cockatoo into
the woods. She was so intent that she managed to get stuck waist deep
in mud. Someone in the area called 911 to report that she was trapped
about 150 yards into the woods. Area firefighters responded, along with
state and county police. By the time they got to her, she had managed
to free herself, uninjured. The Police then added “She thanked everyone
for their help and she said, basically, that this will never happen
again.”
Sadly the 55-year-old lady still has been unable to catch her escaped
bird. It is probably out terrorizing helpless citizens as I
write.
Now, why did I tell you all this? Because this lady loved her bird so
much and was so determined to catch that bird that she was not going to
let anything stop her, not even evidently a waist deep mud hole. She
was determined to plod through the mud hole all the way to get her evil
bird. Her devotion and determination was impressive.
This story made me question how intense is our love and desire for God?
Jeremiah 29:13 says “You will seek Me and find Me when you search for
Me with all your heart.” How many of us feel that we find God daily. I
mean daily look to spend time in the presence of God.
The Psalmist wrote in Psalm 42:1 “as the deer pants and longs for water
in a drought, so my soul longs after God.” Sadly, we let almost
anything get in the way of that. We let sleep; if you got up just 15
minutes earlier you could have some time with God.
We let the radio; cut it off and pray on your ride to work. We let cell
phones; cut back on the pointless chatter (or typing) and redeem the
time. We let laziness, we let worry, we let stress, you name it. What I
am saying is today; strive to spend time with God. I know everyone is
busy, but if you look, search, and strive for God, He will provide the
time and the opportunities for you. You will always find time to do the
things you want to do. So, make the time for God today. No excuses!
Waiting for hate mail from bird lovers to come pouring in! Pastor
Phillip
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